What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
Ferguson residents return for another day of protesting to find that overnight the police had ripped up their signs and threw them in the dumpster.
"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."
Michael and Gavin
twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is
This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
what. i repeat WHAT. is this tune
It is a mystery.
*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*
They might still be alive
*Fictional character shot in the head*
I’m sure they could survive that
*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*
They’ll be ok
Death is irrelevant when you watch Supernatural
You see your main character in hell.
"They’ll be fine. Just wait. "
"Dude their in hell."
if you had a theme song that played every time you walked into a room, what would it be?
i literally scrolled away, saw the caption, scrolled back up and hit reblog.
”thank you for protecting the village naruto”
Somebody teach me MTG in four words
turning cards sideways -> win
Activate your trap cards
I counter your spell.
Draw a card.
It’s time to duel
Blue Eyes White Dragon
Heart of the cards
Storm crow? Storm Crow.
Throw away all money
do not play red
do YES play red